nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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(via egaliteoulamort)

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via shortbot)

Plan #10


lilishallbeyoursupremeruler:

Buy all the skittles factories and skittles in the world
Stop all production
Skittles become very rare and popular
Every few years auction off a few skittles
Make lots of money
RULE THE WORLD

Just like the phasers from the show
The cookie phasers have a lot of faults
The main thing being the handles keep breaking
These cookies were not designed well

Whenever people ask me how they can help while I’m cooking
Sit there, keep me company and don’t judge my choice in music

densofaxis:

fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

SOMEONE MAKE ME GROOT CUPCAKES

(via vulcan-ology)

Ok abort
These cookies are so frustrating
They keep falling apart
And sticking to the cookie cutters
I suspect Klingon sabotage

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

(via egaliteoulamort)

I made Star Trek cookies today!
I’m actually about to make another batch because most of them are gone now and my sister wants to take some to her friends

I made Star Trek cookies today!
I’m actually about to make another batch because most of them are gone now and my sister wants to take some to her friends